Tri Bug aka Triathlon bug - [Trahy-ath-luhn Buhg]
One of the only healthy bugs in the world. Has been spreading and infecting people since 1970’s.
The origin of the Tri Bug was believed to be San Diego, CA or the Islands of Hawaii, depends on whom
of the infected you talk to. Since that time, thousands have been tainted and live with the Tri Bug day in and day out.
The bug (Tri Bug) is very infectious and can easily be spread by air, seeing, or by word-of-mouth. No one is safe.
Example of use: I caught the Tri Bug yesterday at Chicago triathlon, now I buy all my triathlon gear at TriBug.com!